![]() ![]() They did not lose their touch in the 15 years its been since they did one that wasnt Metroidvania. ![]() Oy vey, if Mowwis Toitledove vas alive today to see dis, hed be DEAD by now. Its a brand-new traditional platformer Castlevania and its witch-burning, turnip-carving, off-jacking AWESOME. Its more like a third title for the super ancient offshoot or a cross-section of the first title and Castlevania: Rondo of Blood. Castlevania Rondo Of Blood Wiiware Wad Games Upgrade Your WhipĪfter losing my wood (and several lunches) clicking on the first two, I decided not to kill myself for what I just saw by venturing into this Castlevania game.Once a Pagan holiday, it was demonized by my people, the Christians, as it was evil and corrupt, who then decided to make it their own for some reason, then made it a day to remember the immortal saints, despite it being roughly the exact same sinful worship of other figures who werent Jesus, and used it to burn really fuckin ugly cat ladies who smelled like rotting chamber pots in England, then brought it distilled over the pond from Matthew Jonas incestuous ancestors where we carved pumpkins instead of turnips, lit candles instead of protestants, and jacked off to the immortal grace of Edward instead of Count Dracula which, in turn, because of poor aim, gave birth to Castlevania: The Adventure ReBirth.This would explain why they all move slow and have slightly less jumping maneuverability than an airborne tank.I found it by accident as I was researching a complicated sexual position for recreational use on Wikipedia and discovered the third keyword in the search engine for Rebirth was a Castlevania game for WiiWare I didnt even know about. ![]()
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